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The Great Toilet Seat Debate

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For years we men have heard the complaints from our female counterparts, “put the toilet seat down,” and we have met this demand with quiet acceptance without much question as to why.  While we still often forget to put the seat down and continue to draw the ire of our female family members, I for one have quietly wondered if the “seat down” position really is the most sensible position for a…

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'In dealing with her disobedient husband, Agnes finally had to resort to a 'choke tie'.For years we men have heard the complaints from our female counterparts, “put the toilet seat down,” and we have met this demand with quiet acceptance without much question as to why.  While we still often forget to put the seat down and continue to draw the ire of our female family members, I for one have quietly wondered if the “seat down” position really is the most sensible position for a toilet when not in use.

A toilet seat has three positions.  1.) Lid and seat down  2.) Seat and lid up  3.) Seat down, lid up (the position in question).  I believe a close examination of the pros and cons of each will show that in fact, the seat down and lid up position is actually the least desirable of the three.

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The Podcast: Episode VI

“Regular Thursday and Stolen Cheese,” “Friday The Blackest,” “Diamond Member Status at the Comic Book Store,” “Shower Wine,” “Gift Cards the Greatest Gift to Man,” “Things to Remember,” “Lindsay Lohan on a Bender…Obstreperous”, “Montaego, No! It’s a Trap!” “I’m Vader #4,” “Elevator Etiquette Revisited,” “That Horrible Movie: Arrival,” “Fuck Your Mannequin Challenge”
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“Regular Thursday and Stolen Cheese,” “Friday The Blackest,” “Diamond Member Status at the Comic Book Store,” “Shower Wine,” “Gift Cards the Greatest Gift to Man,” “Things to Remember,” “Lindsay Lohan on a Bender…Obstreperous”, “Montaego, No! It’s a Trap!” “I’m Vader #4,” “Elevator Etiquette Revisited,” “That Horrible Movie: Arrival,” “Fuck Your Mannequin Challenge”

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The Podcast! Episode V

https://nerdsinluxury.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/episode-v.mp3
A Piss Poor Example of an Interracial Relationship, Dave Chapelle on SNL, “The African-Americans”, Starbucks: The Centre of American Politics, That Safety Pin Mean’s Nothing
Also, Word of the Day! with Ceedro, Situations with Sosa, Moments with Montaego

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A Piss Poor Example of an Interracial Relationship, Dave Chappelle on SNL, “The African-Americans”, Starbucks: The Centre of American Politics, That Safety Pin Means Nothing

Also, Word of the Day! with Ceedro, Situations with Sosa, Moments with Montaego

The Podcast! Episode III

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NIL: The Podcast with Hosts Veronica, Montaego, Sosa, Ceedro & Mister Wise!
Episode III: “Drunk With Friends”, “Get On The Elevator and Shut Your Fucking Mouth”, “Myth: The 5 Second Rule”, “Mall Security”, “Words With Friends”, “It’s My Day Off, Don’t Call Me”.

https://nerdsinluxury.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/nerds-in-luxury-episode-iii.mp3
xo,
VZ and Crew

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nil-podcast-header-3000_3000NIL: The Podcast with Hosts Veronica, Montaego, Sosa, Ceedro & Mister Wise!

Episode III: “Drunk With Friends”, “Get On The Elevator and Shut Your Fucking Mouth”, “Myth: The 5 Second Rule”, “Mall Security”, “Words With Friends”, “It’s My Day Off, Don’t Call Me”.

xo,

VZ and Crew

Dog Days NIL

Wellington isn’t one for heat, or cold for that matter. In the summer you can usually find him under the couch, under the coffee table or in the window. I finally have a camera and I was able to capture Welly’s pre-nap routine which is lots of scratching my carpet repeatedly until he finds it to his liking. My sweet boy is now 5 years old and just as fun and delightful as the day he rescued us.…

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Wellington isn’t one for heat, or cold for that matter. In the summer you can usually find him under the couch, under the coffee table or in the window. I finally have a camera and I was able to capture Welly’s pre-nap routine which is lots of scratching my carpet repeatedly until he finds it to his liking.

My sweet boy is now 5 years old and just as fun and delightful as the day he rescued us. If you’d like to find your own “fur-ever” friend go to Lucky Dog Animal Rescue and bring a little delight into your life.

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This won’t do…

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Much better.  xo,  Welly

Much better.
xo,
Welly